I just read that in the United States Wind Turbines kill over 33,000 birds a year. Cats however, kill over 36 million birds a year.

nintendonut1:

inky-o-matic:

marshmallownipples:

bigbonesjones:

Clearly we should be funding more research to find a way to produce electricity from cats.

PFFT

• take two cats
• rub them together
• i am a genius

what if we could turn cuteness into a feul source

what if

People would begin making cuteness bombs out of youtube cat videos. They would immediately be banned for their weapon potential, resulting in cuteness deficits all across the world.

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   People would begin making cuteness bombs out of youtube cat videos. They would immediately be banned for their weapon...

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    if that happened, the aquabats would be considered even more of a precious natural resource than they already are

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    what if we could turn cuteness into a feul source what if

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