I just read that in the United States Wind Turbines kill over 33,000 birds a year. Cats however, kill over 36 million birds a year.
Clearly we should be funding more research to find a way to produce electricity from cats.
- take two cats
- rub them together
- i am a genius
what if we could turn cuteness into a feul source
People would begin making cuteness bombs out of youtube cat videos. They would immediately be banned for their weapon potential, resulting in cuteness deficits all across the world.